morphinepudding:

Folie à quatre.

I can feel my heartbeat through my boobs

freeanduntameable:

me: *writes background of story*

me: *does character development sheets*

me: *makes characters on various online dressup games*

me: *never actually writes*

inevitablepinholeburns:

the worst type of writers block is when you know exactly what happens in the story you need to finish but whenever you sit down to write it suddenly boom you forget words

edmundcorcoran:

wow wow look at this great 1000+ followers multifandom giveaway by edmundcorcoran and uncleoakenshield !!! we’ve got some great things to give away and we’re gonna have three winners for this. here’s what you could win:

1st - tardis hoodie, one set of books (your choice between the complete ACD sherlock set or all the gatiss books), one pin (choice of got or thg) and one print of choice by our really great artist friend, tom

2nd - the other set of books and pin + one print of choice

3rd - two prints !! (if there’s a decent selection to choose from you’ll get the choice. we have a lot of prints, some in different sizes, and some bookmarks. if you want to see all the prints drop us a message and i’ll post them)

but hey now there’s some rules so take a look

• competition ends 4th of july
  we’ll pick the winners with a random number generator
• must be prepared to give address!!!
• have your ask open so we can contact you
• likes do NOT count
• dont have to be following us but if you are following both of us (uncleoakenshield and myself) and you win (any set of prize) you’ll get something extra based on your blog
• no reblog limit but be mindful of your followers
• shipping internationally
• no giveaway blogs
  
• we will order the hoodie in your size straight from shop unfortunately that means it may get to you at a different time to the rest of the prizes.
• send either myself or uncleoakenshield an ask if you have any questions or would like to see the prints.

(Source: robbertbaratheon)

evisane:

these-words-they-will-not-heal:

lizawithazed:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly

I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk 

favorite video on the internet

iambethanerdy:

And all other fangirls are throwing tantrums because he’s off the market, I’ll be crying for completely different reasons. He will finally get what he’s wanted most in life.

My baby will finally have a baby.

freedomforwhales:

freedomfororcas:

expertcrystal:

laughterbynight:((

thegeekmonkey:

actualhumandisaster:

awayy:

tank-commander:

underthevastblueseas:

Blackfish - Trailer

Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.

Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity. 

Holy shit. 

OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING 

Okay let me tell you some shit about Orcas I found out while doing a report on them

Orcas are smart ass mother fuckers. In the wild they hunt fish in pods so they can create a net of bubbles to capture fish and then eat them. They also hunt in pods so they can create waves to knock seals off of ice flows. Orcas are so smart they form societies based on their ancestry so they can care for their young and survive.The entire ocean is full of orcas that are smart enough to distinguish between humans and actual prey. And I know this because ORCAS HAVE NEVER KILLED HUMANS IN THE WILD. NEVER. THESE ANIMALS ARE SO SMART THEY KNOW AFTER A QUICK GLANCE THAT “HEY THAT’S NOT A SEAL. THAT’S NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO EAT, IT’S A GROSS HUMAN” 

GUESS WHAT ELSE, MOTHERFUCKER? THE ONLY KNOWN DEATHS FROM ORCA ATTACKS HAVE BEEN IN CAPTIVITY. 

WE HUMANS TOOK THESE MAGNIFICENT CREATURES FROM THEIR HOMES AND PUT THEM IN THE EQUIVALENT OF A BATHTUB AND THEN WE GET UPSET WHEN THEY ATTACK US. IT’S NOT THE WHALES FAULT.

AND YOU KNOW THOSE “CUTESY” FLOPPED OVER FINS? THAT’S ACTUALLY CAUSED BY THE TANKS BEING SO SHALLOW AND ROUND. IN THE WILD ORCAS CAN GO THOUSANDS OF FEET DEEP AND THE WATER PRESSURE IS WHAT KEEPS THE FINS UP, BUT IN THE TANKS THE WHALE IS STUCK SWIMMING IN A CIRCLE SO IT DEVELOPS A CRIPPLED FIN. 

SO DON’T EVER TELL ME WHALES IN CAPTIVITY IS A GOOD THING, BECAUSE YOU’RE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.

SOURCES SO YOU CAN VERIFY THAT THIS SHIT IS TRUE. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whale_attacks_on_humans

http://thisisplanetocean.blogspot.com/2013/03/why-collapsed-dorsal-fin.html

http://www.nature.com/news/2007/071214/full/news.2007.380.html

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/killer-whale/

Best goddam thing I’ve ever read

I’m…. Casually going on over 36,000 notes guys….

eatsleepdraw:

Illustration by Ellen Stubbings

https://twitter.com/Honeydew_Mellen

http://honeydewmellen.tumblr.com/

helloimcaptainjack:

endlessmeg:

finepieceofcas:

multiple-stuff:

deathlydraco:

#just noticed the slytherin girl and gryffindor boy #theyre so excited #and he turns back to her #and shes like yeah i know #and sort of grabs hold of him #and new otp/brotp #defying labels #not everyone hated slytherins #not all slytherins were dicks #i like this

why is one kid not wearing a robe

the kids who are wearing robes were taking their OWLs/NEWTs.  Notice Luna’s not wearing a robe either.  Because they’re underclassmen and had free periods while the upperclassmen were taking their exams.

This post is amazing because a) Slytherin and intrahouse love, but also because b) someone just explained how free-dress works during exams at Hogwarts. 

we take our harry potter very seriously here at tumblr dot com

Greek Mythology - Icarus

In Greek mythology, Icarus is the son of the master craftsman Daedalus. The main story told about Icarus is his attempt to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly to close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall into the sea where he drowned. The myth is usually taken as a tragic example of hubris or failed ambition (x). 

(Source: heartsbanes)

ladygrinningsouls:

 NSFW

Then suddenly … PORN. I’M DRAWING PORN.

My dearest Atlin, this was drawn with you in mind ;) http://atlinmerrick.tumblr.com/ Go, go on. Read her stuff!!